UNLOADING THE DISHWASHER!!

It was a dark, cold and stormy night. I asked Clay if he would unload the dishwasher so Katelin and I could make some Valentine cookies. Clay began to unload the dishwasher. I think he may have had a secret agenda. He asked me where to put the tupperware and as I leaned down to put it in the draw I saw just a glimpse of the big butcher knife. As I came back up it stabbed me in the ARM!!! OUH wasn't the only word that came out of my mouth as I asked him what he was doing!? I guess he was handing me the knife to put away too, so he says. But I have to wonder do I have a large Life insurance policy that I am unaware of. Or maybe he has had enough of the pregnancy hormones, or maybe It was just the last draw asking him to unload the dishwasher. SO I HAVE TO ASK... IS AN UNLOADED DISHWASHER REALLY WORTH IT!!!?
(read dramatically:Luckly my wounds were only miner, but it is my heart the is hurting the most.)

BIG BOY!!

THIS IS MY NEWEST NEPHEW BRADLEY BERK HORROCKS! ISN'T HE CUTE. HE WEIGHED JUST OVER 10 POUNDS! POOR JAMIE!

TAGGED!

ABOUT MY HUBBY!

What is his name? CLAY D. BINGHAM.

How long have you been together? WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED 5 YEARS.

How long did you date? WE WERE FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME WITH CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER, BUT WE DATED ABOUT 5 MONTHS AND WERE ENGAGED FOR ANOTHER 5 MONTHS.
How old is he? 27
Who eats more? I THINK THAT IS A TOSS UP. HE AND I USUALLY SPLIT FOOD 50/50.

Who said "I love you" first? CLAY DID.

Who is taller? CLAY

Who is smarter? HE THINKS HE IS, BUT I TEND TO DIFFER.

Who does the laundry? I DO! SOMETIMES HE DOES A LITTLE.

Who does the dishes? I DO THAT MOST OF THE TIME, BECAUSE I AM HOME, BUT ON SATURDAY HE DOES THEM BEFORE I WAKE UP.

Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? CLAY

Who pays the bills? IF I DIDN'T DO THAT, THEY WOULDN'T GET PAID AND WE WOULD BE HOMELESS!

Who mows the lawn? CLAY, HE IS ALL ABOUT YARD WORK.

Who cooks dinner? WE USUALLY DO THIS TOGETHER. I AM NOT THE BEST COOK AND I DON'T LIKE TO DO IT SO CLAY HELPS.

Who drives when you are together? CLAY, HE IS DRIVERS ED INSTRUCTOR AND THEREFORE HE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT DRIVING.

Who is more stubborn? EVERYONE KNOWS I AM STUBORN, BUT MOST PEOPLE PROBABLY DON'T REALIZE THAT CLAY WAS BORN STUBORN!

Who kissed who first? I DID! I COULDN'T HELP IT.

Who asked who out first? CLAY TRIED TO ASK ME OUT MANY TIMES, BUT I DIDN'T GET IT SO I WOULD INVITED FRIENDS AND HE WOULD PAY FOR ALL OF US. POOR KID. (BUT I KIND OF ASKED HIM OUR FIRST, CAUSE WE INVITED HIM AND ALL HIS FRIENDS ON A GROUP DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL.)

Who proposed? CLAY DID AND BOY WAS THAT ENTERTAINING. Who has more siblings? I BEAT HIM PRETTY GOOD ON THIS ONE. Who wears the pants in the family? WE BOTH DO!

I AM TAGGING SCHMATH AND AMY!